That Free SEO Audit in Your Inbox: Nine Signs It Was Generated, Not Written

If you own a business in Nanaimo you have probably received one. A PDF arrives by email, your business name merged into the header, a score out of 100 in red, a list of critical errors, and an offer to jump on a quick call.

This is a guide to reading that document. We offer a free audit ourselves, so treat what follows as a standard we are asking to be held to as much as anything else.

**Nine things that mean it was generated, not written**

**It arrived unsolicited, within seconds.** A tool crawled your site and merged your name into a template. Nobody looked at anything. That is not an audit, it is a mail merge.

**It leads with a score out of 100.** There is no industry standard for such a score and Google publishes nothing of the kind. The number is whatever the tool's author decided, and the thresholds are usually set so that almost every site returns something alarming. A score is a sales device, not a diagnosis.

**It flags things that have not mattered for years.** Missing meta keywords is the classic — Google confirmed it does not use that tag for ranking back in 2009. Also common: no H2 tags found, minor markup validation warnings, not listed on every directory the tool knows about. Padding, all of it.

**It never mentions your Google Business Profile.** For most local businesses in this market, the profile and the map pack are the larger part of what a customer sees. An audit that examined only your website has skipped the part that decides most of your enquiries.

**It does not name a single competitor or a single search term.** A real local audit says who is ranking above you, for which specific searches, and in which neighbourhoods. A generic one cannot, because nobody ran those searches.

**Everything is critical.** If fourteen items are flagged as urgent, the document has not prioritised anything, which is most of what an audit is for.

**It recommends a package before it diagnoses anything.** If the conclusion is a fixed monthly retainer, the recommendation existed before the audit did.

**It reports domain authority as though it were a Google metric.** It is not — it is a third-party vendor's model, useful for rough comparison and nothing else. Same with the traffic figures, which are estimates produced by a model, not measurements. Only your own Search Console has your real numbers.

**Nobody's name is on it.** No author, no direct contact, no indication a person could answer a question about what is in it.

**What a genuine free audit should tell you**

Not much, but specifically:

- **Where you actually rank** for a handful of searches your customers really run, checked from Nanaimo rather than from wherever the server sits. Local results vary by location, so an audit run from elsewhere is measuring something you do not care about. - **Who holds the top three map positions** in the neighbourhoods you serve, and what those competitors have that you do not — usually reviews, categories and completeness rather than anything mysterious. - **What is wrong or missing on your Google Business Profile.** Categories, hours, service area, photos, unanswered questions. - **Two or three specific things to fix**, in order of what they are worth, with an honest note on which you could do yourself in an afternoon.

That is a day's work at most. It should cost nothing and it should be useful whether or not you hire anyone.

**Four questions to ask whoever sent it**

1. **Which searches did you check, and how did you choose them?** The answer should reference your actual customers, not search volume in isolation. 2. **Did you check from Nanaimo?** If they do not understand why that matters for local results, stop there. 3. **What would you do first, and why that rather than the rest?** Anyone who cannot rank their own recommendations has not made any. 4. **What could I do myself without hiring you?** This is the real test. There is always something — usually the profile, usually free, usually worth doing this week. An audit that finds nothing you could fix on your own was written to sell, not to inform.

**You can check quite a lot of this yourself**

Google Search Console is free, takes about fifteen minutes to verify, and shows what your site actually got — which searches produced impressions, which produced clicks, which pages are indexed and which are not. It is the only source of real numbers about your own site, and it beats any third-party estimate in any PDF.

Open your Google Business Profile and read it as a customer would. Are the hours right this week, including holidays? Is the primary category the most specific accurate one? Are there recent photos? Has anyone answered the questions?

Search the two or three things your customers would type, on a phone, in Nanaimo, and see what comes back. That takes five minutes and tells you more than most of what arrives by email.

**Why we publish this**

Because the category has a credibility problem, and it is mostly self-inflicted. The automated free audit exists to manufacture alarm and start a call, and enough business owners here have been through that cycle that scepticism is now the sensible default.

The way out is to be specific and to be checkable. If an audit tells you where you rank, who beats you, what is broken and what you can fix yourself, you can verify every one of those claims independently — and if we are wrong, you will know.

**Getting help**

If you want the version described above for your Nanaimo business, ask. If you would rather run the self-checks first and only get in touch if something looks off, that is a perfectly good outcome too.

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